A policeman pulls a driver over for swerving on the highway and asks him to take a Breathalyzer test.
I can’t do that because I’m an asthmatic,” says the man. “The Breathalyzer could bring on an attack.”
So the cop suggests a urine sample.
“Can’t do it,” says the man. “I’m a diabetic, so my urine always has strange stuff in it.”
“Well,” says the angry cop, “why don’t you just get out of the car and walk this white line?”
“Sorry,” says the man, “but I can’t do that either.”
“Why not?” asks the officer.
“Because I’m drunk.”
I can’t do that because I’m an asthmatic,” says the man. “The Breathalyzer could bring on an attack.”
So the cop suggests a urine sample.
“Can’t do it,” says the man. “I’m a diabetic, so my urine always has strange stuff in it.”
“Well,” says the angry cop, “why don’t you just get out of the car and walk this white line?”
“Sorry,” says the man, “but I can’t do that either.”
“Why not?” asks the officer.
“Because I’m drunk.”
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